Hello, im a cute assistant, and my life is a living hell

My mentor, who looks like a older Dr. Emmitt Brown has been killed in a hit and run.

I was almost raped by two mexican gang members, but I was able to kill them with a pistol and a fire estinguisher.

Not to mention, everybody at the border thinks i'm crazy,

To make it worse, on the way to the united states, a oil tanker appeared and "Hard Rock" started to play and the police car me and this person traveled in flew over a ravine.

My name is Mrs. Joyce Bauer, and this is the worse day of my life...

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