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Seriously. Skip this movie...

posted 14 years ago by Flywiththeowl
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..with everything you got.

LMAO!

<sarcasm>Those wolfmen were *very* convincing.</sarcasm> My god- like a bad Halloween costume...

Come on, seriously- I watch the channel fairly often, but surely at this stage they have the funds for better special fx??

Bad acting, bad execution, bad script....*Lousy* casting. (typical SyFy channel offering, I guess)

They didn't even *Try* to visually replicate the figures from the myths. They didn't come across as gods at all. More like....ordinary Vikings, but w/ a 21st century 'tude & essence.

(& the object of the title, the hammer. More like a maul shown here, than a hand-held hammer)

[–] clayjar_azn 14 years ago

Had to watch this train wreck to the end. Oh so bad. Just had fun making fun of it like them carrying torches when trying to sneak up on werewolves in the dark.

Worst fight scenes ever.

Me fail English? But, that's unpossible.
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[–] Bogen00 14 years ago

Obviously they can't sneak up on werewolves in the dark. It may be a good idea to see what you are fighting though.

[–] nightshadow7 13 years ago

lol, by Pubes of Odin!!! I concur. This movie was absolutely horrible.. even for lazy afternoon, lying on the couch watching... heh.

[–] montoblonde 12 years ago

I was able to watch a whole 5 minutes before I became so stupid I did not know waht a remote was.

Seriously, soft porn has a better story line than these piece of everyone knows what.

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