100 things I learned from Hammer of the Gods
100. Elastic was used widely in the making of Viking undergarments.
99. Ancient Vikings apparently came from Germany, England, America and various other parts of the world.
98. Werewolves, whilst being agile and incredibly strong, still have to hold onto the handrails when descending rickity rope bridges.
97. Whenever a werewolf is having a bad hair day, she can rely on her trusty GHD (straightener) to get smooth looking hair, which stays glossy even during fights with frizzy-haired chicks.
96. The creepy-voiced bloke from SAW moonlights as a gnarly looking werewolf.
95. Viking chicks were really really tough. They wear t-shirts even in mid-Winter.
94. When sailing in a Viking ship it's imperative you stand up, and face forward, even when there is nothing to see.
93. Viking ships are made of wood, yet you can have flames pouring out of the figurehead and it won't catch fire!