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Mesrine = Clouseau's naughty brother

posted 14 years ago by judd_clarke
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Master criminal? French twat. What a ridiculous snoozefest this farce is. Basically, if Clouseau had been a bad guy he’d have been this arse. Wandering around looking ridiculously French, talking rubbish, getting his friends beat up and killed without any recognition of his own stupidity. Breaking out of prison before trying to break back into it again in a beat up old van. That's classic Peter Sellers. The only part missing was Bert Kwok jumping out of a dumb waiter and attacking him at the millionare's mansion.Actually that would have been worth watching, with the aged Kwok hanging on for dear life as Mesrine crashes through the French (no pun intended) Windows and staggers blindly into the washing line...zut allors!

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[–] PRiiCEY 14 years ago

I'm sure you could have done a far superior job.

[–] judd_clarke 14 years ago

That's an obvious and dumb thing to say. You don't have to done a *beep* to know that *beep* stinks do you?

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[–] alaninho 14 years ago

Lol I'm not gonna be able to get the Inspector Clouseau comparison out of my head now when I watch it!

[–] yj270 14 years ago

Well, the difference is that Jacques Mesrine is a historical figure, and he's one that stands up well to Dick Turpin, John Dillinger, or anybody else.

It appears that you might have a problem with anything that is French, which is fine with me, since that means that there'll be more lovely French women to go around, and more exquisite French cuisine and booze, too.

I won't worry about you waiting in line for your turn, mate.

[–] judd_clarke 14 years ago

Don't kid yourself. you will NEVER have sex (male relatives dont count)

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