Why not just have someone pee in a bag for you?
I mean, how hard can it be right? Hide a small bag of urine somewhere on your person, and use that.
sharethey check for that now - guards search you for pee, pee bags, fake dicks, etc. before you enter single stall portable toilets one at a time... and they also test now for covering agents/chemicals like Goldenseal, etc. When administered by a school like this nowadays, these tests are impossible to beat.
shareSounds like American schools are insane. Random drug testing isn't allowed in Canada.
shareThis is PURE BULL****!
Dude, you're just defending your own movie. It's a comedy, so sure, fine. But don't try to apply real logic to this.
Guards don't regularly search kids and when they do, they have only the right to search in a kid's bookbag. That is it. Many times, schools have had faculty members search kids by patting them down or making them strip and each and every time, the school has been sued and loses horribly. You do realize that just recently the supreme court ruled it is unconstitutional and a violation of the 4th amendment to strip search a child in public school? Read up on Safford vs Redding. And just last year, a strip search was performed on a boy at his school because it was believed that he had marijuana on him. The teacher and administrator were BOTH fired and a million-dollar lawsuit is going on right now. Seriously, try reading up on this stuff. You're some silly old man who's terrible attempt at recreating high school contains no logistics. Maybe back in your day, you could pat kids down but **** don't fly like that in the 21st century.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/student-sues-ga-school-di_n_1 279253.html
http://thenewamerican.com/culture/education/4712-school-district-pays- for-strip-search-for-marijuana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safford_Unified_School_District_v._Reddin g
All of these points are addressed in the movie. THAT'S WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT! the school in this movie is a private school... so the principal thinks he can do anything he wants. But the parents protest that he's violating their childrens' rights, they even bust into the Principal's office to confront him on violating unreasonable "search and seizure". But you definitely shouldn't see it b/c i have a strict "no *beep* policy.
If it's at a private school and the parents are angered about this couldn't they just like... take there kids out of the school?
shareThis, plus the temperature when the sample is sealed.
shareIf you want to argue that this is just a movie or whatever that's fine, but it nothing in it is logical, so don't try to defend it like that.
It is actually quite easy to get around a drug test, especially when you know exactly when the drug test is going to be and you have time to plan for it ahead of time.
There are other things that can totally screw up a test besides goldenseal.
And it actually would be pretty easy to sneak someone elses pee or an old sample. It is a school not a police station or something. Even if they feel him over and they test it for temp, shoving it up your a** would completely solve that. They wouldn't have searched him for it up there, and being there would have made it a perfectly acceptable temperature, he would have passed just fine. It shouldn't be that hard to buy a clean sample or urine off of someone.
Plus this guy was supposed to be super smart, he could have figured something out to make the drug test invalid or gotten out of it and had to take it later on.
Movie was just a dumb comedy, don't try to make sense out of it.