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Worst movie ever made

posted 14 years ago by TigersWood
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I always wondered when it would happen and now I know. I've just finished watching the worst movie ever made - Smash Cut. HG Lewis appears before the title sequence warning the audience not to watch the movie. I should have listened. The title sequence was probably the best part of the entire film.

This is the first movie ever made that stars a porn actress but features no nudity. Not even one single nude breast appears in this film.

Smash Cut has no redeeming qualities. The jokes fall flat, the gore effects are amateur and poorly done, the acting is beyond embarrassing, the chicks are just average, the plot doesn't make any sense, there are no memorable characters or scenes, the ending sucks and the soundtrack is basically 70's porno music.

If I had to choose I would gladly watch Meet The Spartans before sitting through this movie ever again. If you are thinking of watching this movie, do yourself a favour. Take heed to the words of HG Lewis and skip it altogether.

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[–] muthafunkeyprince 14 years ago

You just didn't get it you douche-box, I thought it was awesome.

[–] JrnlofEddieDeezenStudies 14 years ago

I gave it a generous 5/10. It had a LOT of problems, but their heart was in the right place, in my opinion.

You should check out some "no budget" horror films if you want to see some of the worst ever made. Stuff like the Black Witch Project (that's not a typo--it's "Black"), Insaniac, the Bonesetter films, etc.

I agree with the no-nudity complaint however.

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[–] nobodies666 13 years ago

Sasha is the only reason to watch to the end. Shes so pretty!

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[–] Woodyanders 9 years ago

"Manos: The Hands of Fate" is much, much worse.

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[–] crankyerma1984 9 years ago

I am going to have to side with TW on this. There was absolutely no good reason for this film to be made.