There were so many great lines in this movie, but it was some of the smaller lines that had me laughing the most. The one I can recall right now is when Danny is eavesdropping on Jay and Craig and he loudly whispers "I can hear everything." Did anyone have similar moments like this?
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Either when Franco said "freaks forever" to Seth rogen
Or when Craig was boarding up the windows and says " there's coons and bandits outside"
Before the rape talk and Jay says they need to address the elephant in the room and Danny says hes talking about Craig because of his weight and James Franco says That's racist
Zach Braff - "I'm not anti-gun. But what does one hunt with an Assault Weapon? Dragons?"
+1
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. - Anais Nin
OMG when craig goes "thats *beep* up man im standing right here"
shareI thought it was so funny after James Franco generously gives Danny McBride his gun for protection, Danny McBride takes it and then immediately tries to shoot every guy in the room, not knowing it was a prop gun.
shareI laughed just as hard when he tries to pin the focus on Franco, blaming James for sending him away with a prop gun.
shareWhen Jonah was pointing the gun at everyone and going "Bang! Bang!"
The "I've already walked away too much" line.
When James compared the Holy Trinity to Neapolitan ice cream.
When Seth said James was "A sore winner" I laugh so hard I snorted.
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Ya Jonah hill w that gun had me *beep* dying
share*beep* yo house James Franco" had our theater cracking up for a bit haha
shareThere were definitely a lot of great lines from this film that made me laugh out loud. I really liked the one when Jay is trying to convince them all that the Rapture is happening and is reading out off the bible. He says the bible talks about the mountains being on fire and tries to use the burning of the Hollywood hills as evidence and the other guys point out that it doesn't count because the Hollywood hills are not really mountains, they're hills. I thought it was so funny.
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stefers08 says
"...when Jay is trying to convince them all that the Rapture is happening and is reading out off the bible. He says the bible talks about the mountains being on fire and tries to use the burning of the Hollywood hills as evidence and the other guys point out that it doesn't count because the Hollywood hills are not really mountains, they're hills. I thought it was so funny."
The short lines that Michael Cera had were my favorite. Especially when he asked McLovin if he knew what coke smelled like, and then blew it in his face. Haha.
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