Chris P.

I really and sincerely hope you read this. What the hell is your deal. From the beginning of the show, you were the biggest tool out of the biggest tools in the country. Not only are you awkward and pathetic, you are a f'n loser too.

You were embarrassed and nervous to be yourself in front of another guy?? Trying so hard to impress Brody forcing "Hell nawww's" and then spilling a drink on him and then crying like a little BITCH about it? You are such a TOOL. Everything from your awkward movements and motions to your whiny little voice. I bet your a virgin, too. And then you try to get pity from everyone but they saw through your BS also. "AWWW MAN SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY, BRO." God, KILL YOURSELF.

Bro, and then you act like Mr. Big Shot when you go to the vodka bar talking about taking shot after shot. It was amazing how Brody totally saw through how much of a f'n joke you really are when he goes "Bro, you are not gonna drink all that, you are trying way too hard." What a joke you are.

And obviously like the true f'n shmeef you really are, you puke all the next day. It was so fitting that you had to paddle away from the yacht in a little bitch boat.

You are so pathetic that you actually make me hate myself. DIE.