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I Wish to Declare...

posted 12 years ago by Jake_Zero
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that my boner is a tribute to Amber Heard.

Someday I will tell my poor penis that Amber doesn't like men. This will make my penis sad.

[–] Xcalat3 12 years ago

Someday I will tell my poor penis that Amber doesn't like men. This will make my penis sad.

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

[–] Ass_E9 12 years ago

You can put off that talk with your penis, pending the validity of the rumors that Amber and Johnny Depp are an item.

Currently feeling:

(out of 5_s)

[–] Jake_Zero 12 years ago

Yes, my penis is most grateful.

He is thinking about throwing a party. Cheeky devil.