she said she was constipated


so did the baby come our of her ass?

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Yea I thought that was ridiculous really. I didn't see the whole thing, but I saw when she was on the toilet and whatnot... if your a girl, I'm pretty sure you would know the difference between something coming out of your ass, and coming out of your vagina.. I would certainly know, I mean come on, theres a big difference. I think even guys would tell the difference. That's just stupid.

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It's normal for women to experience an increase in bowel movements before and during labor.

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but do you mean decrease since she said she was constipated?

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Nope. The woman felt she needed to go number 2 and went to the bathroom.

It's common for women to *beep* during labor and delivery. A woman will use all of the pelvic muscles she has to push the baby, not just her vagina muscles.

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oh yeah. ok i know what your talking about. some one told me that when that happens during labor the nurses will come and clean all that stuff up.

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usually now they givey you something that clears up your stomach to stop that from happening i would hate to do that in front of ppl. this show is so duumb. i mean, the fact that theres a whole season of it just makes it that much more dumb. are there that many dumb*sses out there to not know that something is living in them?!? i saw the first episode, not knowing it was an episode. i thought it was just those specials they have on there lol

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I saw that on The Soup last week...

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I was assume labor pains would feel similar to constipation pains. Thinking it's constipation would probably be very normal.

As for not realizing you are pushing something through your vagina and not your anus...I'd have to be in that situation. Maybe they were so freaked out they just wanted to get it out, despite what hole it was coming out of.

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Not to be graphic, but when the baby is crowning (head coming out), you feel TREMENDOUS pressure in your butt. It feels like you're *beep* out a watermelon. So when you get to that point of pushing, you do feel like you're constipated and pushing hard.

Then a baby comes out and it feels kinda like you're *beep* out 20 lb octopus covered in jelly. Sorry if TMI but it's true.


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Jease you know the world is F'ed when a girl can't even tell the difference between needing to take a dump and being pregnant. It's a world gone mad I tell ya.

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Giving birth feels like taking a big dump. Sometimes the pressure of the baby numbs the pain in the vaginal region (may be it has something to do with nerve endings or circulation) so you can't even feel anything down there, just pressure. Very common.

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