Favorite Line? - Better Off Ted (2009) Discussion

[–] hymie-8 12 years ago

I haven't watched the whole series yet, but my favorite line by far is in the child-care center, when they talk about painting...

"Not the whole parking lot. Just the lines."

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[–] PotcLuva 12 years ago

The one I keep thinking back to is when the company was being sued and the lawyers were interviewing Veronica, asking her, "HOW would you describe your job?" and she says, "Cleverly." I thought the delivery was perfect! Makes me chuckle every time.

(Cap.) Will Turner: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

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[–] sydneybe83 12 years ago

The company loves its money. If they could, they'd go to strip clubs and throw naked women at money.

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[–] tonywayne 12 years ago

I like the tag line in one of the Veridian commercials: Friendship. It's as bad as stealing.

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[–] crono9542 12 years ago

there are so many great ones

Veronica delivering a eulogy: ".... Carl Jenkins"
Ted: "Gordon"
V: "Carl Gordon"
T: "Jenkins"
V: "Carl Gordon Jenkins"
T: "Gordon Jenkins"
V: "Carl Gordon Jenkins Gordon Jenkins ... are you sure that's right?"

Phil with translation device: "Hello, I am your friend.. do not be afraid, it's me.. Phil"
Ted: I thought you guys were working on the voice
Lem: We were, and we made it more awesome. Who wouldn't want to sound like a 90 foot robot?
Phil: Our ships are hovering above all your cities

Phil About Lie detector: It analyzes speech sound waves, and can identify the distortion in our voices created by the stress of lying... and it doesn't work at all
Honk!
See it does work... I never had any doubts..
Honk!
Okay I had had a small doubt
Honk!
Okay every day I am incapacitated by fear I don't know where the magic comes from and I'm terrified that one day ill wake up and it'll all be gone and i'll end up alone living in my brother's basement with his trains

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[–] Freakers_CI 10 years ago

"Future! Babies! Commitment! Commitment! Commitment! Commitment! Commitment!"

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[–] MarloweSyn 10 years ago

Ted: Phil, why on earth would you use your voice for the translator device?

Phil: It was the fastest way to fix it, since we already had my voice in the computer from that failed talking frying pan project.

Lem: Stupid thing wouldn't stop screaming when you put it on the burner.

Phil: Plus, it was very critical. "You really need that much butter?" Screw you, frying pan.

*- Weddings are like funerals. Only you can smell your own flowers.
~Nick O'Malley

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[–] johnnysam2 10 years ago

"screw you, frying pan!!!!" And, "thank God that finally broke."

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[–] kep315 9 years ago

I'm laughing hysterically reading these. More, please!

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[–] Filmy2020 9 years ago

Linda: "... like you hate the Dutch?"
Veronica: " I don't hate the Dutch. I Love the Dutch. That's why I hold them to a higher standard."

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[–] maj15 9 years ago

Veronica: "How are glasses and mustache doing coming with the translator voice?"
Ted: "Well first off glasses and mustache are the same person"

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[–] Bulgie 9 years ago

In the child-care center, Veronica: "I like this place -- it makes me feel so tall, and busty"

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[–] Deathlok_Lives 9 years ago

The speech about rocket packs....

A lot of people are gonna die!

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[–] Maccadanny 9 years ago

Best lines ever..
Ted: I have to watch Rose.
Veronica: I can wash Rose.
Ted: I said "watch" her, not "wash" her.
Veronica: Hmm. Even easier.
Ted: The fact that you thought I was going to go wash Rose right now makes me think you may not know that much about children.
Veronica: I know they need to be cleaned.

and the short one from Veronica
'My door is always open to you. Please, close it on the way out'

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