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This movie's premise is absurd, but face it: the original sucked too


The basic premise of the original was at least slightly more plausible (though the guy in another thread claiming the USSR could totally crush NATO in 1984 is waaayyy off); a small, bankrupt country like North Korea successfully invading and holding any part of the U.S. is risible.

But that's only at the level of basic premise. The original Red Dawn was also a piece of jingoistic schlock, and it's comical to see people treating it as some hallowed classic, like remaking it is akin to remaking Citizen Kane or something. Have you actually watched it as an adult? Let's take a look at what DVD Verdict said about the original flavour 1984 film:

As a kid, I remember holding this film in high regard, but as an adult, viewing it ten years later, Red Dawn is kind of stupid. Okay, extremely stupid. First of all, the film makes no sense, not even a lick. It has tank-sized plot holes in which tanks drive through and randomly explode.


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Granted. The basic premise of the original is absurd. The Cubans invade with the help of the Soviets. The difference is the diologe, character development and the cast. In the original, you got to know the characters and felt bad whaen they died. This one was much more shallow and hollow.


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Every moron remotely associated with this turd needs to be sentenced to doing community service.

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...in a North Korean labour camp.

'What is an Oprah?'-Teal'c.

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There was considerable nuance to the original for a Cold War action film of the period-it was not mindlessly jingoistic and gave some thought to the geo political situation at the time and some sympathy to the ordinary soldiers of the invaders as well as the effects of war on the kids.

'What is an Oprah?'-Teal'c.

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Yeah, the original stretched the truth, but the remake was unbelievable; N. Korea invading & high school brats turned into deadly rebels overnight. The original at least tried to portray a possible scenario, the remake is just a shoot-em-up...

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I fail to see how the original was jingoistic in any sense other than so we can use a fancy word to make us look smart.

The Soviets were an actual enemy of the US at the time who had considered the scenario of a homeland invasion, as a more reasonable alternative to nuclear war. The main reason, reportedly, they discarded the idea is the fact that the civilian population of the US is armed nearly as well at our military. It would quickly become a house to house battle and all out nightmare for any military.

Since in reality the Soviets had considered the very thing, how is it "jingoistic" to portray it in a movie?

Nor is it "jingoistic" to realistically portray the Cubans as their allies. The Cuban commander in the original was actually given a sympathetic edit at the end.

The Soviets were a super-power with the fleet and the air force capable of at least considering a mainland invasion of the US in 1983. North Korea has neither. North Korea couldn't get out of the Sea of Japan let alone across the Pacific in military force.

Thanks to the governments drive to disarm the populace, the civilians of the US are even more armed than they were in the 80s, and unfortunately for the North Koreans, their movie magic EMP does not disable guns. Even Spokane WA has around 210,000 people, which based off gun ownership percentage means about 50,000 armed citizens not to mention the police.

So, yeah, even little Spokane would be a complete nightmare for an army to invade.

All that being said, what really sinks this movie is the casting, which besides Chris Helmsworth and Adrianne Palicki, is flat-out terrible.

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The main reason, reportedly, they discarded the idea is the fact that the civilian population of the US is armed nearly as well at our military.


Bwahahahaha! You are no doubt an NRA member (or sympathiser), and perhaps consider yourself a "Tea Party patriot", amirite? What a load of nonsense.

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Actually, no, I am not an NRA member and don't even own a gun. Not sure what the eff the Tea Party has anything to do with it.

Anyway, check it all out. There are an estimated 300 million guns in the US, including assault weapons. Most recent estimates are that between 1/4 to 1/5 of US households have guns. And typically, the ones that do have guns have more than one, which they could easily distribute to their neighbors.

Regardless, whether I am liberal or libertarian, the fact remains that the US civilian population is the heaviest armed in the world, and by quite some margin. That is CERTAINLY something any invading army would take into account before deciding on a strategy.

The information that I read is very old, read it around 20 years ago, but I believe either Time or Newsweek were able to interview in the early 90s someone who was ex-Soviet military. He explained that a mainland invasion WAS briefly considered as a reasonable alternative to mutual nuclear destruction, and that besides the obvious logistical challenges to pulling it off, the degree to which the populace was armed was a key factor that made it impossible.

Sure, the guy could have been lying to make some interview money, or I could be remembering it wrong. But I believe it is logical to assume that during the 40 year standoff of the Cold War the Soviet Union DID at least consider a mainland invasion, and in doing so, the extent to which the civilians would be able to resist would definitely be weighed as an important factor.

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No, it's not logical. Here are just some of the reasons why it's an absurd notion:

--It would trigger a nuclear war, not avoid one. Most likely just beginning an attempt at an invasion would escalate to a nuclear exchange; but if we held off, due to wanting to avoid planetwide catastrophe, it's even harder to believe we wouldn't go nuclear in the unlikely event that the Soviets had success in their invasion. Why would the Soviet leadership and military brass have any reason to believe we would resist only conventionally, right up to the point of complete defeat? No nuclear power would ever do that, and the Soviets were certainly smart enough to know that.

--Let's assume though (despite it being so ridiculous) that nuclear escalation is off the table for some reason, and we are analyzing the whole thing as a decades-later equivalent of D-Day. This is not Europe, where the Soviets can roll through with their massive tank divisions. They would have to ship an incredible quantity of tanks and personnel across the Pacific, in a way that could not be kept secret. It would come down to a naval and air battle, not a ground one. And we would have the advantage of defence, giving them no reason to think they could succeed.

--But let's stretch the already wildly implausible even further: somehow the Soviets think they could avoid the conflict going nuclear, and they could win that naval and air battle across the Pacific, and they could get their tank divisions and air support ashore on the West Coast (because if they are just going to parachute in light infantry, that will make for easy pickings for our tank and helicopter forces). Now the consideration that finally gives them pause is all the rednecks with guns? What on earth are those household guns going to do against tanks and helicopters? Exactly *beep*-all: you might as well have a slingshot or pea shooter.

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Right, because only "rednecks" own guns in this country.

That is a well-reasoned response, which surprised me, but you are quick to call things "implausible" that are actually entirely plausible.

1- Responding to invasion with mutual destruction makes no sense. Repelling the invaders is a MUCH better option. One of the reasons to invade in the first place is to seize much of the US nuclear arsenal before it can be launched. In the original movie, the Soviets invaded the Rockies and Great Plains where much of the US arsenal is alleged to be.

2. Russia is mere miles from Alaska. Alaska is connected to Canada, which is mostly empty woods and tundra until you reach the US border. No naval battle necessary. Again, use the original movie as a model. Perhaps they knew what they were doing. A well-executed, precise air strike to disable the Alaska defenses and the US could be blinded for a window of time long enough for a sizable air attack into the relatively soft US middle. You don't need to bring tanks or armored vehicles. They are already here. Sitting on National Guard bases in Montana, the Dakotas, Wyoming and the like. You hit them first. The US military is spread all over the globe. With no civilian resistance to worry about, according to you, it would take some time for the US to offer a sizable military response. Of course, as your air attack flew through, dropping off soldiers, they'd also hit the air bases in their path, which is the only response that could come quickly.

3. Helicopters are taken down with small arms fire all the time. Tanks, no. But again, most the tanks you'd have would be those seized on American soil. Timing would be absolutely key, relying on the quick seizure of National Guard bases and air strips. If the civilians took up arms and even slowed you down, you'd be screwed. It wouldn't work.

You are way under valuing the damage that normal men and women with guns could do. Old marine slogan- the most dangerous weapon in the world is a marine with his rifle. Trained soldiers aren't bullet proof, and they wouldn't all be protected by tanks. Again, all the civilians would need to do would be to slow you down. Cause a bottleneck until the military could hit you from both sides. Then, the battle would be lost.

If 1/30th of the US civilian population resists, that is 10 million people with guns. You don't think that is a concern? Hahaha... OK. Now THAT'S an implausible notion.

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This is such a pipe dream.

When it's the U.S. military they're up against, these putative Russian forces are almost unimaginably effective. Sweeping through to the "soft middle" after a "surgical air strike" against Alaska air defenses (never mind our air forces and our extremely sophisticated monitoring systems that would see them coming), seizing divisions of tanks from bases. Riiight. (Again, if this were to actually happen so quickly, Moscow would get nuked; but whatever, moving on.)

So they're the ultimate badasses when the actual U.S. military is against them. But then when all the "non-rednecks" with no military training but who have handguns and hunting rifles in their homes get involved, they are going to take down the Red Army.

You are simultaneously being incredibly insulting to the U.S. military, while imagining Joe Sixpack to be some incredibly effective dormant fighting force (never mind that the vast, vast majority of even rednecks with guns aren't going to be keen to go and start fighting against military troops). You are too generous to the Soviet military capacity on the one hand (when they are facing our military), and too ungenerous when they are facing Joe Sixpack.

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The OP is absolutely correct. The original was right wing propaganda and probably an awful movie. Those of us that love it (like me) only do so out of 1980's nostalgia. It's not the premise you should be comparing or even putting up to a realistic test, it's the movie itself. The original Red Dawn was an interesting idea with a few really cool scenes and a basic plot. The new one, like most action movies these days is totally overwritten (trying to seem realistic or trying to be like The Walking Dead, I don't know which).

The new one should have stuck with a focus of a dozen odd kids trying to fight back, insurgents with an obvious parallel to Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, and Afghanistan. You could say the old one was that way if you didn't have the "it's the Commies" message mixed in, but it's open for interpretation. Face it, the new one is only bad compared to the original but CGI and too much plot killed any chance of quaint charm.

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Fair enough.

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Owning a pistol, a shotgun,or an assault rifle for recreational shooting,hunting or self defence is completely different to knowing light infantry tactics and being calm enough to engage trained troops.Sure,you could ambush a few individual soldiers and probably kill or wound some but it would be completely ineffective.Any military would quickly adapt to the possible civilian resistance,just like the Serbs,Russians and Israelis did in their recent wars.They would just destroy all buildings with artillery and tank fire before sending the infantry in.

English is not my first language!

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Any military would quickly adapt to the possible civilian resistance


You seem to have a general lack of knowledge when it comes to civilian resistance in the historical sense. Even this film quotes the successful resistance of civilian populations.

Would the civilian population win on its own? Probably not. You do need some form of leadership.

The Afghan population successfully stood against the mighty USSR during the 80s. They weren't much of a military power, just bands of people brought together to fight for a cause - "freedom", I guess. I'm not a fan of theocracies, but not all of them (Afghans) are bad.

How about the French resistance groups during WWII? Or the Vietnamese? Plenty of the Vietnamese were part of the military force but they relied heavily on their own civilian population for counter insurgency.

You should brush up on some history.

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"What on earth are those household guns going to do against tanks and helicopters? Exactly *beep*-all: you might as well have a slingshot or pea shooter."

That's why you don't shoot at those things and you hide from them.

Shoot other things.

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It was fun to read all the back and forth about this.

Implausible premises or not, the original was much better because it had some kitschy appeal and more emotion than this remake, which looks like a fleshed out video game.

Some great actors like Harry Dean Stanton, Ben Johnson and Powers Boothe helped out the original (the "Avenge me" scene at the internment camp was actually pretty gripping) but any current Hollywood actor worth 2cents probably looked at the remake script and said "You're joking, right?"

Ron O'Neal was also much more interesting than the guy playing General Cho, too. The scene near the end when he pulls his gun back from Patrick Swayze (who is carrying a gravely wounded Charlie Sheen) was very effective.

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Oh, thank you, SlackerInc, for your original post. I kept thinking the same thing. The first one was terrible, too, perpetrated at the height of Reaganism and when the Cold War was gasping for breath because...because...because... Hmm. I don't know why the first one was made, actually. But it, like this version, was little more than an NRA wet dream. Yet everyone's calling it classic? Yah. Sure. I don't know why I even checked this version out, other than for the Hemsworth eye candy. But even those icy Hemsworth eyes and that rugged Hemsworth brow and that artful Hemsworth stubble and... Where was I? Oh, yeah. Not sure why this one was made, but even Hemsworth's presence couldn't save it.

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You are welcome--your reply made my day! We obviously share similar politics; I also LOL'd at your Hemsworth swoon.

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YOU are WRONG....

I TRULY MISS STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN!

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