If North Korea dropped soldiers here, they would be happy and just stay

Haha yeah! Plenty of food, freedom, plenty of Korean food restaurants, cable TV, etc. Why would they fight us!

They would be shot out of the sky and the ones that survived the fall would get our Health Care and wish they never left their sh!tty country.

With all the plans for a North Korean invasion of South Korea, I have often wondered what happens when the Northerners come across the first supermarket.

They couldn't invade through Canada, because they'd get held up by our fully licensed all nude strip clubs and free medical marijuana.