Hey Justin....
Vanilla Ice circa 1990 called and he wants his shaved hair lines and outfits back. And nobody believes you're only 22 years old. 32 is getting warmer. You look like one of those sleazy old douchebags who hang out at nightclubs near universities waiting to find a drunk coed.
Puppet master my butt. You aren't even master of your domain.
I'm your Huckleberry.