The reasons for ppl being tested is getting ridiculous

Lol thank you!

i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*

"All of your life, you've placed salt on your food without even tasting it first. Tonight, your true taste buds will be tested. You must consume 2 gallons of salt before the timer hits zero..."
I'm pretty sure consuming that much salt in a certain amount of time would kill you. I have two friends who once chugged salt from a shaker to see who could eat more... Really stupid on both their parts. One of them threw up right away, the other spent the entire night in the bathroom puking and sh!tting up a storm.
I lol'd at the post about not washing your hands after going to the bathroom. I hate seeing people use the restroom and then just leave without washing their hands.

OMG, I nearly woke my baby up reading your post. LOL Unfortunately that would be my own mother, always with the damned salt shaker!

Hahaha these are great.


i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*

Last night you forgot to throw that water bottle in the recycle bin, instead you threw it in the garbage, thus killing thousands of trees. Tonight you will learn the value of recycling. In front of you there is a pig vat, which you might remember from my third movie, as you can see it's full to the rim. At the bottom of this vat there is a empty water bottle, which must be recycled. Your objective in this game is to find it, dig it out, and throw it into the yellow recycle bin. If you don't find it in 30 seconds, a lid will drop from the ceiling and close tight, trapping you inside forever.

Oh, and one more thing, you are completely naked, let the game begin...

Unfortunately, I don't have one to add, but I feel that I have to bump this. It's hilarious :-D

EDIT: Okay, I came up with one. "Hello. Do you know why you are here? You constantly eat a ton of junk food. Do you know what crap is in that stuff? Here's the deal. Inject yourself with all these chemicals in sixty seconds. It should be no problem, with all the chemicals you eat every day. If you fail to complete your task, these spikes you see around your stomach will pierce your stomach, along with the arties and aorta near it, and you will bleed out instantly. Will you fill your body with even more of the crap you ingest so often, or let your stomach be filled instead with the metal that causes your instant death? Live or die, make your choice.... Though you'll probably die young anyway, with all that sh!t you eat."

Forgive me for not leaping for joy, bad back, you know.