Horrible Lynch-Wannabe Snoozefest
Had I NOT seen the reference to David Lynch in the beginning, I would STILL have drawn the same conclusion. Clearly, this is just someone else trying to get on the Lynch "wtf movie" bandwagon. (aka The art of making a movie that is so "deep" and confusing that you can blame the audience for "not getting it" instead of accepting that it's nothing more than a failed attempt at being artsy.) I digress.
Perhaps my hopes went up too high when I saw Willem Dafoe's name in the opening credits. I mean he's one of my favorite actors, this can't be rubbish, right? Wrong!
Of course all those who've sat in on an hour or two of a directors course and now think of themselves as deep intellectuals with special insight to the REAL secrets of movie making and plot crafting will try to make you feel like not enjoying this movie makes you just one of the shallow masses out there unable to see the masterpiece hidden within the symbolism. Yawn! Whatever.
Although acting was great all round, I found this movie utterly dull and un-entertaining. I was not at all amused by the "groundbreaking" attempts to stray from "conventional" movie making in the interests of "art". It really just felt to me like someone was trying to make a movie in the style of David Lynch (and failing horribly). I honestly wish I was not such a masochist so that I could have at least done myself the service of turning it off when it became unbearable (I reached that point about 45 minutes in). But no, stubborn-idiot me doesn't want to see money shelled out for another pretty coaster go down the toilet without at least doing the movie the common courtesy of watching it until the end. Thank GOD Willem Dafoe was there to ease the agony.
Now, before all the pseudo-intellectuals jump on their high horse and tell me how great this movie is and why, let me state what SHOULD go without saying:
This is MY opinion, nothing more, nothing less. People have different tastes and I'm not trying to convince anyone to share mine. Just for the sake of balance, if others have the right to gush their praise for this movie then surely I too am entitled to express my contrary opinion?
I thought it was terrible and an now 1 hour and 31 minutes closer to death as a result. I could not recommend or discourage anyone from watching it though because I'm no expert on what YOU find entertaining. This just wasn't for me.
Have fun.