Please explain to me why this is 'funny'
Okay, I read
<a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120314/REVIEWS/120319996">Ebert's Review</a>. Usually I don't care about what he thinks, in fact I use it as a reference point for what I like...in that, he usually hates on things that most people consider "good." Seeing as the great majority of IMdBers are in favor of this latest heap of nonsense, I would've assumed Ebert would've given it a 0...but no, it got a 3/4 stars...WHY?
Before you ask, yes...I saw the movie last night. Granted, I had no desire to see it, but a friend begged to see it (over The Hunger Games), so I gave in...And I did try to watch it with an open mind, but that closed pretty early in the movie. First and foremost...I couldn't care about ANY of the characters. Didn't believe Jonah's portrayal (I thought he did an awesome job in Moneyball...playing a different character, with a competent screenplay). This script (written by Jonah apparently) was flimsy at best, no explanation given for why Jonah or Channing want to be cops...It wasn't even hinted at when they were in high school, and the whole Police Academy sequence was pointless. In what universe does the Police graduate people who don't know the Miranda Rights? Additionally, the only way I knew that they were even friends was because Channing had to actually state that "now we're best buds"...Could've fooled me...When a movie is structurally and fundamentally so bad, it makes it difficult to stay connected and even invest in any of the humor. Which brings me to Ice Cube...WTF??? I like the guy as an actor (Friday is hysterical), but I saw the Captain character as utterly ridiculous. I might add, at this point, the filmmakers would've been well suited to not even try to do a "straight comedy"...but just go ahead cross the line and go for "parody"...Perhaps this could've been "Not Another Buddy Cop Movie"...THEN this stuff might've been funny...doubtful, but at least it would set the right tone and context...
However, there was a funny line from Offerman, which was basically plot exposition saying that the Police force was reviving the Jump Street program because it had lost all imagination and wanted to rehash the old times. I laughed out loud at that and replied back "Just like the writers of this movie." No, that was probably not an intentionally funny part...but after that moment, every car chase, perp rundown, drug tripping sequence, dick joke, slapstick falldown that was supposed to be "funny," I just cringed and sighed. It is clear the filmmakers don't care about the characters or the audience, so why should I?
As the movie went on, I just got angrier and angrier, not only at the unimaginative dolts at the Sony/Original Film and all the executives who gave this the Green Light, but at my fellow audience members. They were howling and laughing at things that objectively just are NOT funny. And don't say I don't have a sense of humor, I know what funny is...Easy A - Hilarious/Satirical. Horrible Bosses - Dark Comedy. Hall Pass - Intelligent Dick Jokes. It just bothered me that the average movie goer actually thinks this garbage is funny...Crude Style with no Substance...no wonder the rest of the World hates us...
It should be noted that Brie Lawson is hot (obviously), but also a shining spot in an otherwise lame, dull, and pointless waste of 107 minutes. Side note: most big-budget action movies excel in product placement. If you look at this, no corporate sponsor wanted to come close to being associated with it. The billboard sign was for "Bullion Cubes", and "New Movie II"...the requisite gas tank that has to explode has "Oil & Fuel" (no company name)...If even Corporate America doesn't want to touch this film...perhaps we shouldn't either.
Anyways, I close with a challenge to debate...Please respond with intelligent comments/evidence/proof that I must've missed something, and explain why this made you laugh.
Thanks!