I mean, I turned this on thinking I was in for some Ray Harryhausen-style fun and giggles, but I just got confused. What was that teaser start all about? And did they ever explain why their teleporter only worked on hot women wearing army vests?
I had to go out about 45 minutes into this film, and I'd kind of like to know if they ever did explain that bit of story premise.
Deep down, I'm very shallow.
And why are there trees and greenery in the below the earth's surface!? It's sunny and there are clouds in a 'sky' for God's sake! Ridiculous...LOL!
LIZ 10:“I’m the bloody Queen, mate. Basically, I rule.”Dr.Who
Let's see... It only worked on women wearing tank tops cause no one would watch if it were guys...
The centrifugal force of the earth's rotation is pushing them "outwards", so they're standing on the roof and the light is from the molten core of the earth shining through billions of little holes in the mantle...
There's plants on the ground cause they couldn't find a barren landscape to film this garbage...
LOL
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