Underarm hair? Oh, the shallow vanity!
So, the underarm hair doesn't even grow a shadow? Wow, talk about Cramer being more concerned with vanity than the most obvious realism.
So, she arrogantly says, "People have all these misconceptions -- that it's all about connections or luck or looks. No, you have to make it happen for yourself. The window of opportunity isn't very big; you have to get through it before it closes."
As if she doesn't have the looks. Dismissing all those people that know otherwise from actual experience, and not having the same cheerleader type headstart as she did, and producer husband, is pretty condescending.
Good try, though.