Best Quotes

This movie isn't a home run, but it is a solid double.

Some of my favorite quotes:

"What kind of accent is that?" "Well, it's a foreign one."

"Stuntman of the Year. Who wins?" "In a vacuum?"

<speaking to his message therapist> "Mmm...Anton, you have the hands of a Home Depot migrant worker. Just wanna throw you in my truck, put you to work..."

"Mindy and I are great, if great means 'anal.' Ha-ha! That's, that's all we do. I mean, the turdcutter on her is just lights out. But ah, she's a beautiful person on the inside and out. 'Specially the inside. Everybody else is jealous because they want to bang her. Guess what? This is the only guy who's doing it right here! Bing bing bing! Big Tank, just pointing his gun."

"Um, ok...and how is work treating you?" "Work is treating me like a Korean massage therapist...you know, she takes care of my top, and my bottom. Meaning my ding-dong."