Just couldnt stop laughing. Please feel free to continue my list!!
That crappy movie was just hysterical. I mean it!! It was ASYLUM hysterical. Cannot believe that Shannen ruined her career just like that. Anyway. Here we go:
1. To kill 10 000 years old ancient aztec monster-god isnt so difficult. Just throw couple of rocks towards 10 000 years old rock beams and thats it. The beam does the rest of the job. Then attack monster-god with finger sized knife and stick it once. Forget tanks and automatic rifles and grenades and mines and stinger rockets and any all that modern weapon crap. Throwing rocks is your best possible weapon solution.
2. Despite the lack of food and water sources aztecs can survive thousands of years in the middle of the desert canyons without anyone noticing them.
3. Ancient aztec locksmiths invented high-security locks and sliding doors already 10 000 years ago.
4. Best possible travelling solution for deserts is mule. Horses just dont have the speed and other equipment to do the job.
5. You can run around aztec indians camp without any complications and fear that they can notice you. Aztecs are just too busy with their every day monster-god rituals and stuff so they just simply dont have time to spot you.
6. Always cast for your crap movie good looking female celebrity. People will watch it just because of her. Do not make any efforts with your script. It does not matter because you have HOT FEMALE CELEBRITY IN YOUR MOVIE.
7. Anyone can learn to speak ancient aztec language despite there is no books or any other learning materials. Its simple you know.
8. Ancient monster-gods invented stealth technology. They can appear and disappear in a matter of a seconds from nowhere. Thats why they are gods. But you should always remember that if its raining there is high possibility to get eaten by monster-god.