Blonde Brit Starlet


Is this Blonde Brit starlet for real? Pulled, plucked, bleached, tucked, tarred and tanned - she's as fake as a three-dollar bill. Not to mention the fact that she's so . . . she's so . . . shiny! She looks like a damn toy or blow-up doll.

Are we really supposed to swallow she's "Jo's BFF"?

And what's up with Creepshow Slade, lurking around every corner, spying on dates? He's like Snidely Whiplash, only with funnier hats and less self-awareness. If I was one of Jo's suitors and I found out Slade was privy to the dates, I'd walk off the set. Period point blank.

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I would hit it like a sledgehammer.
mmmplastic.

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lol I think she is a pocket barbie. You can just throw her in your pocket to go.

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I'm watching re-runs of this show now and I thought the same thing. Who is this 70's style wannabe startlet? I don't buy that she's Jo's friend....the two hardly even have any communication when they're at Jo's apartment, Jo talks to her other girlfriend who is there for decoration. This show is pointless and staged.

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ok, Mya is actually a hologram from the Resident Evil movie. I knew I recognized her voice from somewhere. There is a clip from youtube thats about 8 minutes long but wait till it loads and scan to 6:20. I tell you Mya isnt real! She's a friggin hologram!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0dV9sJdXD3c

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Manufactured femme buddy for the show. She's far too "gameshow hostess" in her presentation to be some random, plastic friend of Jo's who was non-existent on Real HouseWhores and then suddenly turns up with this concept. Any mention of what Myia does for a living?

Nope.

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real house whores? funny!

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"And what's up with Creepshow Slade, lurking around every corner, spying on dates? He's like Snidely Whiplash, only with funnier hats and less self-awareness. If I was one of Jo's suitors and I found out Slade was privy to the dates, I'd walk off the set. Period point blank."

Oh, my god...I was taking a drink of water when I read this part and almost choked. I'm still chuckling. Snidely Whiplash indeed!

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there's no way she's british either... that accent is so fake... she's just some bimbo from Orange County no doubt...

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