Blonde Brit Starlet
Is this Blonde Brit starlet for real? Pulled, plucked, bleached, tucked, tarred and tanned - she's as fake as a three-dollar bill. Not to mention the fact that she's so . . . she's so . . . shiny! She looks like a damn toy or blow-up doll.
Are we really supposed to swallow she's "Jo's BFF"?
And what's up with Creepshow Slade, lurking around every corner, spying on dates? He's like Snidely Whiplash, only with funnier hats and less self-awareness. If I was one of Jo's suitors and I found out Slade was privy to the dates, I'd walk off the set. Period point blank.