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Don't let the cover fool you


HEEEELLLOOOO photo shop it the first thing that comes to mind.

A huge pair of breasts on the cover instantly gives you these thoughts: "Well, this movie probably sucks AND blows but at least there's a decent pair of knockers in it"

Wrong, the flat chested girl in the movie is not photo shopped like she is on the cover. A cheap trick but hey, it worked on me! :)

Apart from the plot being extremely poor with a sort of lone inbred who likes to kill everyone who comes close, for no aparent reason, there are 3 high lights in the movie:

1: Caroline Faille's sparkling eyes are a joy to watch.
2: Christina Sciortino's cute little butt.
3: William Jarand (the killer) who says some funny stuff in the outtakes.


A part from that the movie is a classic extremely low budget horror movie where you see very few special effects and where bodies tend to breathe and/or move a little.


Mostly, the girls act stupid and get killed without much surprise or thrill. You don't really feel for any of the girls, except perhaps Jenna, who we actually get to know in a 20 sec talk, where she talks about her loyalty to her friend. Even that is kind of weak and in the end you don't really care if any of them survive, you just want the movie to end since you know you won't get that explanation you really want.
When the two girls actually have a chance to just leave and get the hell out of there, they decide to stay and search for a weapon.... sigh.... and you can add a couple of stupid decisions to that to complete the *facedesk*.

2 stars out of 10.

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Thank GOD I watched this when I got a free preview of the Super Channel. I couldn't imagine buying this at any store and not feeling regret after pressing play. This movie's terrible. The only redeeming quality is the babes, and that's it.

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