Oh my God!

This has to be one of the most frustrating video games of all-time.

I've been playing "Mario Kart" games since they first started making them and never before have I had my @$$ handed to me like this. I'll outline in few simple steps what always happens to me:

1.) I start a race.

2.) I make my way to the front of the pack.

3.) I almost make it completely to the end but get destroyed by every buttf'ing item you can think of.

4.) I lose the race and almost break every piece of furniture in my house in the almost 'roid rage level of anger that is achieved.

What the f?! I thought video games were for kids, here I am in my twenties, and I can't do this crap.

"Double Dash" is so much better than this!