Worst I've ever seen + I've seen some bad ones.

I'm into B movies as much as the next guy but this one was a complete waste of time. What got me interested in watching was the opening scene where this dizzy broad was pleasuring herself while driving. I must admit it was kinda hot when she started fondling herself and couldn't reach her pocket rocket and substituted it with the phone charger, then expected it to work (now covered with her love juices),once she plugged it in. THEN once duh boy Frank took care of the driver, they were given the choice to skip out in the bus or explore the castle. What do these two chicks do? They decide to go inside to look for a phone, like any normal person would, of course. I can go on and on about what's wrong with this movie but why bother?