MovieChat Forums > Alive or Dead (2008) Discussion > what in the hell did i just watch

what in the hell did i just watch

posted 16 years ago by berniegrim
5 replies | jump to latest

I usually get a kick out of these "so bad it's at least a little funny" low budget horror flicks. This one provided absolutely nothing. NOTHING!

Even after watching the whole thing and pretty much paying attention the whole time, I still don't understand anything that happened in the last half of the movie. Hell even the first half is somewhat confusing.

1. Who's the bus driver in the beginning?
2. Who's the pregnant lady at the end?
3. I like how the tires inflated themselves.

[–] the_horroreporter-1 16 years ago

Worst yet, Lions Gate likes to distribute these awful made films.

Never report news if it isn't true, go with what you feel

[–] zombizilla 16 years ago

I noticed those same things, drunknbear. I could not make heads or tails who was who. And the filmmakers must've thought that a castle in the middle of a desert was a cool place to film a horror movie. Because that didn't even make sense! When the doctor showed up and started to explain the background story, I just went "HUH??". The gore was somewhat decent, but seemed to be the only reason for this film to exist.

I thought the best thing about the DVD was the "making of..." doc, where the two chick leads were talking about getting along so great as roommates during filming. HOT!!

And if I may add a number 5:

5. Who thought that after she finished using the phone charger as a dildo and then stuck it in the charger plug, it was going to smoke & short the electrical system?

"...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

[–] berniegrim 16 years ago

zombizilla, that #5 is hilarious! lol!!!

[–] qualitycartoons 16 years ago

I was tempted to watch the movie again with the commentary on, just to see if there was an apology at any point...

[–] 16 years ago

[deleted]