MovieChat Forums > Woke Up Dead (2009) Discussion > How do you wake up dead?

How do you wake up dead?

posted 14 years ago by JazukaiX
2 replies | jump to latest

Scary Movie 3, anyone else think of this?
That's my impression...

CJ: How the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That *beep* would be redundant.
CJ: No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Mahalik: But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
CJ: Damn! that's some quantum *beep* right there man! You should be teaching classes!

[–] RickyTheFish 13 years ago

I never saw Scary Movie 3, but that's almost the same joke they did about zombies in Scary Movie 4:

C. J.: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That s*** there - that's real.
Mahalik: Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
C. J.: Yeah.
Mahalik: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
C. J.: What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
Mahalik: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
C. J.: So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Mahalik: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The b**** ain't David Copperfield!
C. J.: No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.
C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible s*** right there. You should blog about that.
Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
C. J.: You do that!

I have no enemies, but am intensely disliked by my friends.

[–] 13 years ago

[deleted]