It's like Play School without the intellectual weight

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Today Jemima's looking through the ROUND window. And look - it's another naughty Muslim extremist plot. Little Ted's logging onto the internet. Look, he's found exactly what he needs to know in one second flat without even typing. Now Humpty's having a meeting with a source who'll explain everything in words of one syllable. And now Brian and Zoe will sing the moral of the tale. Would you all like to join in at home?


"Life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got a shag, cup of tea."