I can really relate to this movie because my name is also Robert and my life is similar to Robert Mutt's in many respects, by which I mean I'm cursed! Even though I'm a nice guy like Robert, I just can't catch a break. To give you an example, I live on the 4th floor of a building with two other apartments occupied by lesbian lovers. I used to be friendly with one of them but, ever since I moved in, she's been trying to fix me up with the other one - her girlfriend - who is literally the ugliest woman, both inside and out, that I have ever laid eyes on (Medusa has nothing on this woman). And because I have politely resisted her schemes to couple us, she now hates my guts and is dedicated to destroying me! She is constantly plotting and scheming against me even though I've never so much as uttered a nasty word to her (that's my problem - like R. Mutt, I don't know how to be mean). And my whole freakin' life has been like that! It's freakin' hilarious in a depressing kind of way.
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