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better than porn

posted 14 years ago by dameboleta
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A lovely movie for the whole family to watch

I think that this movie is not that bad, considering it's aimed to fat greasy guys who have nothing better to do on a friday night

The acting was so bad it hurts, they should have spent less money on breast implants, and taken a few acting lessons

maybe they acted badly on purpose to keep reminding everyone its a b-movie, who knows...

The plot is not that bad either, and i respect the idea of the flashback structure like in memento, just in case you get bored of watching the 3 bimbos digging holes in the desert

i dont think bitch slap will make it to sundance or the oscars, but it's fun, in a sick twisted way..

[–] blaqueknight2000 14 years ago

I loved it. I thought the actresses did a great job, especially with all of the quick-quips and dialog they had to memorize and deliver; not to mention all of the action scenes. Its obvious they worked really hard. With the guest cameos in this film, you'd think Sam Raimi directed it.
That being said, if you think its better than porn, then you're watching the wrong porn.

[–] denissulea 14 years ago

blaque..i think you don't get it..the first guy was sarcastic..he says this movie sux

[–] ciprianl 10 years ago

Nope, he wrote "it's fun, in a sick twisted way."

[–] lazarillo 10 years ago

It's kind like porn in that I eventually had to turn the sound down. Except instead of masturbating and then falling asleep, I just fell asleep.

It's not fun in any way. Porno movies use to aspire to be legitimate movies, now legitimate movies aspire to level of porn. The problem with porn has never been the graphic sex, but the level of cynically cheap-ass filmmaking and horrible acting. If they were trying to do that but without the graphic sex, then mission accomplished.