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Things we learned from Lawless...

posted 11 years ago by Jester2000154113
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1. Tom Hardy has seen Brokeback Mountain.

2. If you're going to kill Forrest Bondurant, you'd better make damn well sure he's dead.

3. These mountain people have injun blood, Cherokee, in their ancestry...this would explain why they're a little animalistic in their behavior.

4. Not many people like Charlie Rakes.

5. If you're looking for "the quiet life", maybe you shouldn't volunteer to work for violence-prone bootleggers.

6. None of those bastards did a damn thing to Maggie. Not one damn thing.

7. Charlie Rakes does not like being called a "nance". Or getting blood on his gloves or suit.

8. If your throat is cut, just hold it together with your hand and wait for help.

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[–] barillascarlos 11 years ago

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[–] Bri821 11 years ago

9. After you just beat the hell out of two guys in your bar, you are dumb enough to go look at an open hood on your car and start trying to fix it in the middle of the night

10. After getting your ass kicked by Rakes, and the end of his double barrel shotgun through your front teeth. You still have a perfect smile and your face is only bruised a little bit on one side because he rabbit punched you 5 times.

11. After getting hit in the back of the head with a shovel, you still hang with the same group

12. Although there is a physco cop looking for you and shooting you at night time. You think its perfectly fine to just drive around and not worry about anything.

13. Tom Hardy is so good at trying to make his voice so different, that you have no idea what he is saying. In any movie.

14. If you are Howard Bondurant you can drink as much moonshine as you please and you can still destroy anyone in a hand to hand fight.

[–] perez24 11 years ago

15. You can blow up a moonshine operation hidden way back in the woods and not start a raging forest fire.

[–] Outsider23 11 years ago

16. You can make a really bad movie with a fundamentally great cast.

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[–] alvarezabel 11 years ago

17. You can acquire a relatively interesting story about prohibition era and yet make a snoozer of a movie.

[–] Nomolost 11 years ago

18. If you're Shia Labeouf, literally everything you try will go wrong and backfire somehow

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[–] Bri821 11 years ago

20. Amish people have terrible security systems.

21. With your throat slit, forrest bondurant thinks he can walk 4 miles to the hospital.

22. If you use moonshine in your car and a little custom intake here or there, you can more than double the speed of you car and somehow makes your suspension better too.

23. Men's Warehouse doesn't make suits and jackets small enough for Shia LaBeouf.

[–] mikedegot 11 years ago

24. Sheriff deputies are fine with you punching them in the face and sticking a gas nozzle in their mouth.

25. Never dance in front of anyone. Instead, go out into the woods alone in the dark and cut loose.

26. If someone throws you in a grave and points a gun at you, stay calm and tell them you're from Franklin. Profit.

[–] joifull1st 10 years ago

27. If a naked woman climbs in the bed with you, ask her what she's doing.

28. When you go out for a murderous confrontation wait until your brother, your friend & you are shot first before you shoot back.

29. When you go to the city don't acquire a tommy gun or any type of gun that isn't a pea shooter.

30. When you see a dozen guys looking for your brother & u subdue only 2 of them, don't warn him that there are still 10 more guys around. Let your brother have a long winded convo with one of them.

[–] 5uperman 10 years ago

31. Buying clothes for women is easy because they like anything and fit perfectly well into them.

32. No matter what era Shia is in he will always try to impress hot women with a fancy car.

33. Sitting around smoking and farting all day like Forrest will get you ripped.

34. Jessica Chastain is fine as hell.

35. Always leave your door open in winter and visit a frozen lake for good luck.

[–] cubic2002 10 years ago

36. Marvel in cardboard boxes and tarmac'd hill roads in 1931.

37. Wonder how your glass jars still make a clinking sound when you have packed straw between them to stop them clinking.

38. That you can travel the same roads all the time because the Law won't ever think about putting up a road block.

39. Gary Oldmans total on screen time must have been worth it for the salary.

40. Tyres can screech on dirt roads.

41. Tom Hardy is a big fat bastard.

42. Tom Hardy is so fat his vocal chords are crushed and no one can understand him.

[–] roberto_cabral 10 years ago

43. when you and your brothers become very rich, only your younger (and least important in the business) brother will spend the money with new clothes, cars etc.

[–] roselandpetals 8 years ago

44. You can have someone carve your neck like a Thanksgiving turkey (miraculously survive) and then go scar free for the rest of your life.

[–] jaylee-03031 8 years ago

45. Being friends with Jack will get you killed

46. The sight of guns makes Jack crap himself.

47. He may be a cripple but Cricket can still blow your brains out

48. Howard should have been there

49. Forrest walked twenty miles with his head near cut off

50. If Floyd says it, it must be gospel.

51. The course of your life is changing and you don't even see it.

52. If you rape Forrest's girlfriend, you will be castrated, and your dick will be sent to a federal agent in a jar.

53. If you hear a loud howling, it's Howard warning you the cops are coming.

54. If you take your girlfriend to your illegal moonshine operations it will get blown up and your best friend will get murdered,

55. Howard loves his moonshine.

56. Instead of shooting a cop, just wipe your boot on his face.

[–] don-249 7 years ago

57. You can do all sorts of illegal things (bribe police, make moonshine, etc.) but letting your feet be washed will drive you insane.

58. If you drive your girlfriend to an isolated spot for sex, you are guaranteed everyone will be watching.