Things I learned from watching 'The Backup Plan'
It seems that Nobody has started one of these posts for the backup plan so lets get one going:
THINGS I LEARNED FROM SEEING THE BACKUP PLAN
1. If you want to make friends with a dog that you dont know, walk up and sniff his butt.
2 If you want to offer him a "treat" try a urine soaked pregnancy test strip. He will "Thank" you for it later.
3 When considering childbirth, always consider using drugs, but kindly ask others that are present NOT to use drugs while you are birthing.
4 They will aparently consider artificial insemination for ANY dumb B!+c# who wants it........
5 But if you are a single guy who happens to go near a playground with your hands in your pockets, you are automatically a pervert and pedophile.
6 When playing in the sandbox, it is OK for your child to eat the sand, but he should bring back the turd he found in the sand; for proper identification.
7 Nursing a 3 year old child from your breast is OK if its a girl. If its a boy; then thats a different movie. "(Grownups)"
8 Single mothers should never join a support group and then consider the idea of finding an appropriate father for the child.
9 Single mothers in support groups are ALL airheads and the biggest airhead runs the support group.
10 If you cave in the front end of your car by hitting a tree, it is OK to drive the car home and worry about the damage later.
11 A male person that a woman dates but is not married to is called a "penis partner".
12 If you and a strange woman happen to enter the same cab at the same time. let her have the damb cab and save yourself a lot of future agrivation.
Now its YOUR turn....