Oh. My. God.
My mama taught me never to say anything bad about people but after tonight, I feel a warning is necessary. I attended the premiere at the Berlinale film Festival tonight and...wow. I see over 250 films a year, but I have to say, tonight shocked me.
Why? Because tonight’s screening of The Mortician was as bad as I have experienced in years. I can’t remember the last time I wanted to walk out of a film. But this one was so clichéd, so poorly written and acted, so overwhelmingly sentimental and jaw-droppingly dreadful that I honestly feel ripped off. And why, for god's sakes, is this in 3-D??? There is not action, no fx, nothing worth seeing in the 3rd dimensional. I just wish they could have made the script and the characters 3 dimensional!
I truly want my money back for this drivel. I know I cannot get those 2 hours of my life back, so $11,50 is the least one could do.