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So everyone does it, I'll start it here...

What's your favorite line?

Mine is:

Demoman, "AAawwww, they're going to have to glue YOU back together!" (Said with the Scottish accent)


I also really like the Pyro's muffled speech. I can't ever make out what he's saying, but I love it nonetheless.



Light a candle for the sinners, set the world on fire!

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BONK, If ya order now Ill throw in a second beatin absoultly free.

hehe

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I think, remind you I THINK that when you kill someone with the pyro he sometimes says "Hummm ha huddaa hoo" or something along those lines. I believe pyro is saying " It's getting hot in here." hehe thats a good one to if thats true.

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Spy: I appear to be on fire.

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Soldier: Last one alive, lock the door!
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Scout: I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya!
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Scout: Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Demoman: All o' ya are dandies, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs!
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Spy: [if caught on fire] I appear to have spontaneously combusted!
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Demoman: I'm a black Scottish cyclops.

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Oh, what a question!

Sniper:

-Psssssssst! Hehheheheheheheheheheheheh......

-Spies! Bloody useless!

-Thanks fer stayin' still, wanker!

Scout:
-Yo, I need help cap it!

-How's the weather over there? GET ON THE FREAKIN' POINT!

-DOC, C'MON MAN!

Soldier:

-GET. ON. THE. POINT. MAGGOTS!

-Maggot! (Simply genious word that one).

-This is my world...YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!

-I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!

Demoman:

-Aoo...love...every...single...one of ya!.......not you.....

-Ach, bloody hell, those were me favourites! (After a sticky bomb kill).

-I kept me good eye on ye the WHOLE time!

Heavy:

-What was that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!

-I SEE SPY!

Engineer:

-How did that plan turn out for ye, dummy?

-Another satisfied customer! (After SG kill)

-I told ye not to press that darn thing...

Pyro: (all of it).

Spy:

-It seems I am not the only spy...

-I murder your toys as well...

-(homicidal laughter after dominating someone. Seriously, it's the best audiofile in the entire game).

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GET ON POINT, STUPID.

Makes me laugh every time.

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"Listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second-worst thing to happen to you today."

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Heavy: Don't run, it's only ham!

Demo: I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse


--Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter--

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