What the hell...

This movie Sucks.

The plot jumped around randomly from this island with a talking pig lady and a mad scientist (I think?) with invisibility potions, into this panda being there, and then there were saudi arabians I think? The saudi arabians were wanting a dinosaur or something, and after that the dinosaur dragon thing got in an argument with the panda, and there was a roller-coaster ride with some dog in an amusement park, and the roller coaster cart crashed into a cathedral where some asian lady chased the panda and the dinosaur through a haunted house with a scottish ghost that smelled like mold somewhere in there, and there was this whale that swallowed a talking bird and a penguin and a lizard and forced them to save some dolphins... and then they tore up all the amusement owners stuff and fed him to the whale and they all danced to the song "celebrate good times" I think, and then it was over.

Yes, that is a series of run-on sentences. It still describes the movie more coherently than the movie itself.
This movie doesn't deserve the time for more than that, nor for a more sophisticated form of criticism. This movie sucks.

This movie is so bad that it's good. I continued watching this movie, only for the sake that it was so bad, it became akin to the spectacle of an automobile accident, or a nearby domestic disturbance call involving the police and belligerent offenders. It was merely something so horrible one couldn't look away, and ultimately you are left feeling hollow and in worse spirits afterwards.
It is an insult to children that they created a film so mediocre targeted toward them.

The creators must of just wrote the script as they went along. As it stands, it's as if the creators wrote a children's movie, loosely based upon the whatever plot could be derived from recording 5 minutes of random t.v. channel surfing.

Perhaps if it were watched in german, there would be shown some actual plot-line which was made secret through lost translation into english.


I imagine this movie is how dogs would describe the plot of Jurassic Park, if they were able to speak.