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This is not a movie

posted 14 years ago by JahRasta311
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Stuff happens in movies, movies have stories. This was nothing.

[–] hereugo 14 years ago

Let's see you do better...

That's right, didn't think so. I bet you couldn't even write 10 minutes of a screenplay without giving up.

[–] JahRasta311 14 years ago

I don't think this had a screenplay

Director: hey chick, act really mad all the time and freak out at everyone.

Chick: ok, LEAVE ME ALONE

Director: ok, now guy, you're just gonna take this chick's *beep* and hang out.

Guy: cool

Director: cue random zombies.

Zombies: brains!

Director: k now other chick, you pretend like you're not a zombie.

Zombiechick: done

Director: k, cut, that's the movie.

[–] splunge42-1 11 years ago

That's not fair.

The screenplay you just came up with had too much intelligible dialogue for this film.

And zombies looking for brains would have been much more interesting.

[–] johnoshines 14 years ago

i think this user must be like 5yrs old.

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[–] WarpedRecord 11 years ago

This was a movie – very bad one. Movies don't have to have stories if they convey a feeling and captivate the viewer. This did neither.

[–] omendata 8 years ago

It only cost £4000 to make , why not give it a try then and see what you come up with!

And it won a couple of awards so go figure!

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