silly made up facts

Arm off Statue of Liberty falls on top of manhole. It weighs 200 tons according to one of our heroes.

Total weight of whole statue when delivered from France was about 225 tons but obviously the fast food outlets affect even this lazy non mobile object. Yes it was not 'made in America'

Have noticed security and paranoid doctor sgt who has some rockets leaves his gate wide open after allowing two 'RANDOM' signers of a petition signed many moons ago into his establishment.

Would not normally watch this sort of thing but what with Katie Price/ Peter Andre/Katona/Towie/Kyle/and similar being watched by my super intelligent discerning boss/ SHE this is good.