most abysmal nonsense I've ever seen

This was awful. Simply awful.

Bad acting.
Bad plot.
Bad dialogue.
The sound was bad.
The music was bad.
Just bad.

The movie looked like it was filmed by a guy standing two feet away from the actors holding a camcorder. Think: Soap Opera or Porno but without the sex.

Every piece of "serious" dialogue made me start laughing hysterically. And the supposed "funny" lines for comic relief made me cringe with embarrassment on behalf of Christian Slater and Cuba Gooding Jr. Their careers truly have plummeted if this is the type of movie they are resorting to. Do not rent it. Do not watch it. Do not even think about it. In fact, get off this message board right now because this movie isn't even worth talking about.

I've wasted an hour and a half of my life on this movie which I can never get back. Don't let the same happen to you.