1. If nothing else is available, a frisbee can be used to dig a shallow grave
2. Never hit a bi-polar guy who's off his meds, he will NOT like it.
3. Never sing out loud if you're a *beep* singer. :P
P.S....this movie blew so hard that I doubt there would be 30 things to say. It was just bland. At least other garbage movies had stupid things to point out and laugh at.
5. The next thing you'd do after you just killed a guy is get your bumper fixed. Not to mention, ignore your windshield.
6. After your husband chokes you, just simply walk out and call out your son CALMLY.
8. You can wash mud and blood off your face with spit.
share9. The producers found a magical way for X-Mas lights to work when not attached to any power source. Ill have to figure that one out before the holidays.
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You can wire up most vehicles to a towed vehicle in order to make the brake lights synced. You could probably do something similar with christmas lights with a little jury rigging.
shareno seriously...the lights were plugged in and when he went out of the garage the cord snaped out of the light socket and went out..then when he gets to HIS house he plugs them back in....unless someone saw the lights on while he was driving
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10 : Being bipolar turns you into the Duracell Bunny. You can be run over, bludgeoned, hit again, stabbed, and still keep coming.
11 : If your huband shows up covered in mud abd wounded, don't call a doctor or the hospital. Have a nuce chat anbd give him his medicine.
12 : You can drive for miles with someone attached to your car without anyone noticing.
13 : Pulling out an anarchy signe at the end of your piece of crap of a movie makes you appear smarter than you are.
14 : If you are making a horror movies, advertised as a Saw rip-off, limit the number of kills. It's not what people want to see. Just add stupid camera angles.
17. Hiring a bi-polar crazy man as a kindergarten teacher
is just asking for trouble.
11) Parrots are smart for saying "step out".
12) It's very hard to kill a man who's bipolar.
13) Being paranoid can help save your life.
14) Having your boyfriend go out in the middle of the night to take a blanket off a deranged man who's buried in the ground and actually still alive will get him killed.
15. instead of washing yourself in the rain, use saliva to clean the blood and mud on your face.
16. after escaping your psycho killer, run him over again then spend the night alone in your car in an abandoned industrial area.
17. being hit by a car, dragged for miles stuck in the bumper, repeatedly bashed by a golf club, then buried in thick mud will not physically or mentally prevent you from finding out where someone lives, calling their house, changing their light bulb, and messing with their parrots.
18. or finding change for a payphone, a gun, and your own missing persons flyer...all within the space of a few hours.
19. guns don't make a sound if you fire them in the woods.
20. asking your boyfriend to come over because you're scared and don't want to be alone is "a really bad idea and will only make things worse".
21. instead of going home to shower, take your mangled car to the shop to get fixed.
22. when you ask to use a basin, don't worry about washing your entire face - just dab a bit of water on some of the blood and mud. you can hide the rest with a scarf.
23. the blanket you wrapped the body in can be traced back to you. the blood inside your car, under your car, and on your garage floor however, cannot.
24. even though you're tied across the front bumper, oncoming cars cannot see the silhouette of your body in the car's headlights.
25. parrots are inevitably going to repeat something the killer said, thus informing you that he/she is in your house.
26. kindergarten teachers are not required to undergo any criminal or health checks.
27. instead of the largest knife in the kitchen, grab the smallest screwdriver you can find.
28. police only appear when a group of people stand around looking at something.
29. forget about the large pile of clothes in the back seat of your car - walk around in your blood-stained tracksuit instead.
30. parrot stores are only open on saturdays until 1pm.
31. Never mouth the words to "float on' while you are driving drunk, it's can only lead to problems.
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32. When driving drunk on city streets, it is smart & not at all illegal to drive with all your 4x4 lights on.
33. A sponge mop can clean ANYTHING.
35. It is a much better idea to fix a chrome tube bumper than buy a new one.
36. Soaking wet pink tank tops are not at all see through.
37.After burrying a hit and run victim in a shallow grave, go home, take a good nights sleep then think about cleaning up the mess in the morning
38.In order to conceal the dent in your car, return to the shallow grave you dug for your possible murder victim and run your car into the nearest tree.
39. You can get drunk enough to *beep* up your life on one shot of tequilla.
40.It's a good idea to sneak up on your traumatised girlfriend (who just happened to have killed a man) just for laughs.
I never proceeded past this point, i have better things to waste my brain cells on.
41. Movie makers with car crushing or pedal pumping fetish don't care much about details other than the scenes regarding their interests.
share42. Inertia doesn't exist inside parrot cages. Ramming a vehicle containing two caged parrots into a tree, twice, will not harm them at all.
43. A parrot can learn a new word after only hearing it once.
44. After jamming an electric plug into the bad guy's eye and wriggling out of your restraints, it's better to use a large piece of wood to knock him down, rather than finishing him off with the shovel that is standing right there.
44. Once you have knocked the bad guy down with the wood, if you have to return to retrieve your keys from his pockets and he opens his good eye, it's best to leave him there instead of finishing him off with the aforementioned shovel. That way he can pop up in the road in front of you.
45. When a dazed, bloody, muddy female exits her badly damaged vehicle and staggers up to you, the most surprising thing is the missing bumper and the most important thing is how long it will take to replace it.
46. if a girl brings her wrecked, bloody, missing bumper jeep into your shop..and she is also muddy and bloody..it must have been a cell phone.
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30. parrot stores are only open on saturdays until 1pm.
47. Your car will run perfectly fine after hitting into, and running over a man multiple times.
48. Whenever tied up to the front of a vehicle, and it's going 80mph, it's best to keep your eyes open.
49. Swallowing gasoline will cause you to throw up blood.
"What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans."
50. Keep your garden shears in the toolshed; not the garage.
51. If you wrestle with someone with a bowser in their grasp; keep your mouth closed.
52. Golf clubs have the same effect as a stun gun.
To tennis players love means nothing!
53. Dragging a bleeding "dead" body further than you have to just leads to a more arduous crime scene clean up.
54. Bipolar people bite your ears off (when they're off their meds).
55. If your douchebag boyfriend wants sex right after you've killed someone, he's probably not the one.
56. Try not to fall down stairs whilst holding a sharp implement.
To err is human. To forgive is not my policy
57. Kindergarden teachers are experts at using an oxacetalyne torch and carry one and a welder's mask everywhere they go.
58. If you drive a Jeep you can drag an adult male body under your vehicle without any noticable decrease in performance.
59. Mary doesn't think she's gonna need that new bumper after all.
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