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Funniest line!

posted 14 years ago by RamblerReb
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"Warren Blake, English department, Yale University."

"Flash Gordon, Quarterback, New York Jets."

I thought I was gonna die!

Authority is the aqua regia of golden character.

[–] viper911 14 years ago

I never watched flash gordon so that one didnt get me too much

one that got me laughing was

"please remember to lift the seat" *laughs*

"what if I gotta take a s*** though?...."

*blank stares*

[–] jrbonn 14 years ago

Viper, for sure that was the funniest line, laughed for the rest of the movie after that one.

[–] Acid_Tears 14 years ago

I've only seen it one time so i might not be word for word but my favorite part is about the "stolen coke". "I'm not gonna make a big deal about it, but next time buy your own coke". Laughed my ass off forever.

everything living is dying
everything dying is dead

[–] candigale 13 years ago

By far one of the funniest parts...

Candace G. Dunn

[–] jimmyderzko 11 years ago

Viper as soon as I saw the subject heading I immediately thought of the take a *beep* line, I'm glad it's getting it's due recognition on this board because it was *beep* hillarious!

[–] MissFuzzyBritches 13 years ago

"I'd rather saw my prick off with a plastic knife."

"Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!"

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[–] corinnacarpenter 12 years ago

That was the best one,hands down.

Ouch! Talk about painful.

I would not want Bob Gunton to saw off his manhood.=(

[–] MissFuzzyBritches 12 years ago

Neither would I. And judging from the bulge in his pants I saw in an episode of "Monk", he might have a lot to cut off.

"Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!"

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[–] corinnacarpenter 12 years ago

You and I have our minds in the gutter!

I will admit I have been checking him out in other movies/shows.

;)

If you get the chance to see 'Rollover',you'll love the scene in which he is playing raquetball in short-shorts. He was only 35 in that movie and sexy as hell.

He still is.

[–] corinnacarpenter 11 years ago

I love Bob

[–] monkeyguy1980 13 years ago

I've gotta agree with viper on this one. I was dying when he said "What if I have to take a sh*t?"

[–] lonniemac 12 years ago

That line has me laughing right now thinking about it.

[–] Judger 13 years ago

Very good, indeed

I was born in the house my father built

[–] sliprockdoc 13 years ago

"I was born in the house my father built." first sentence from richard nixon autobiography. now THAT is a funny line.....! how d'you think of that sentence? :)

[–] samimassalami 13 years ago

To me the funniest parts were whenever the big foot would cross his path and that little song would come along and he would look like "wtf?!?"

ok, not a line, but still