Funniest comments you've heard on this show?

Mike Trainor:
(on Danny Bonaduce vs Jose Canseco in celeb boxing) "Oooh, Danny! He is beating you literally like a red-headed stepchild!"

(on two bicyclists getting into an argument) "Road rage isn't just for people in cars. People driving lamer things can fight, too."

"Let's hope he still has two testicles and not like, one and... two halves."

"People, people! Do NOT eat the chicken sandwich sandwich! It is making people vomit and drive poorly!"

"It looks like he needs to be treated for like Chronic English Face. He has the most Englishy Englishman face ever."

(imitating a skater checking his groin after straddling a rail, and counting his testicles) "One... and a half... OH, GOD!"

"Michigan boredom is like regular boredom times ten. When there ain't sh*t to do, there ain't sh*t to DO."

"Did I just see a *beep* tree eat a car?"

Judy Gold:
(on a competition in which people attempt to catch a wheel of cheese rolling down a hill) "I don't understand what the *beep* cheese has to do with the whole competition. If you wanna run down a hill like a big ass*ole and break your neck, then run down the hill. Why do you have to have a piece of *beep* cheese going down before you?!"

"Dirty *beep* cheese?! That's what you win, the cheese with the dirt all over it?!"

(imitating a group of rednecks who had trouble giving the police their exact location) "Yeah, I was wondering if you could send someone. ... to the field."

Chuck Nice:
(imitating a young man offering a pretty girl his beads at spring break) "Hey, want some of my Mardi Gras beads? Cuz I'm drunk and you're beautiful and I cannot see that your boyfriend is very large."