Things I learned watching Law Abiding Citizen...

Court cases are so boring that public officials let crooks go rather than sit through them.

You garnish no audience sympathy if you are a fat dog-faced middle-aged female judge.

The Black Guy doesn't necessarily die first.

The Black Guy doesn't necessarily die at all!

The murder made the victim go straight to pieces...and the bad guy as well!

When you find a homicidal maniac murdered in a warehouse, resist the urge to say "Pull yourself together, man!"

This flick proves once and for all that the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.