'Hey, that doesn't belong to you!'

Utterly risible dialogue, what the hell were they thinking?! Every other line is a complete clunker. And who the hell imagined that people would do anything but laugh at the sight of four knights riding through the streets of Manhattan, despite the 'threatening' soundtrack.

This was a great opportunity for a mini-series, all they had to do was hire someone who could write. There's nothing wrong with the stars, there's chemistry there and they've done decent work elsewhere, but without any kind of script they have nothing to work with.

Completely disappointing. I was hoping Sorvino would find something good to be in after her excellent guest spot on House.