Things I learned from The Last Templar (spoilers)
Things I learned from The Last Templar
If you're on a boat in the middle of a raging storm, it's a good idea to keep your chainmail and sword on in case you get washed overboard.
Withholding information about multiple murders is perfectly okay, and the FBI will let you go about your business and leave the country.
If you want to impress your FBI potential boyfriend, you drive at reckless speed through a local market endangering lots of people, even though there's no particular hurry and your all-terrain vehicle could easily navigate the surrounding miles of empty desert, just to make him feel like a wuss.
If you're a devout catholic, you give up coffee for lent, but it's okay to have sex with a person you barely know, as long as you explain that you don't make a habit of it (which probably means you didn't use protection).
If you're exploring an ancient city that was buried by a volcano, there will be plenty of daylight streaming in even though you had to dig a hole to find an entrance.
When the underground city collapses there won't be any evidence of a sunken area on top of the site, even though it was close enough to the surface that there was plenty of daylight coming through the holes.
If you're a professional archeologist, you bash open anything ancient you find as quickly as possible.
As an archeologist, it's your duty to dispose of ancient artifacts in case they might affect someone's religious faith.
If you came straight from the airport in clothing borrowed from backward islanders to see a ceremony at a museum, you have time to go buy a pair of boots while you run 10 blocks after your girlfriend to see her daughter's judo performance.
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