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For those expecting the title to be prophetic *SPOILERS*


It isn't. So if you don't like Mr. LeBeouf thespian skills and was looking forward to watching this film hoping to see his character bite the dust, save your hard earned money, the American hero outsmarts all the European bad guys thru sheer luck and uncanny Usain Bolt like running skillz, and saves the girl, girl who prefers the scrawny, hirsute Shia (who looks like he was yanked from the cast of 'Ratatouille'')to Mads Mikkelsen.

So Just How Bad is 'Charlie Countryman'?
It's not just that it's a bad movie, it's a movie of jaw-dropping awfulness, badly written, incredibly amateurish direction, predictable and pointless, an unfortunate sad, wasted opportunity, It's like watching the travel video of the most annoying guy you know, a thoroughly queasy pastiche of wanna be magic-realism enraptured with emo-ness nonsense. However Bucharest does gets to show itself off quite nicely.




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Thank you, good Sir, you spared my time.

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What a self-indulgent cock.
You even steal phrases off other reviewers, what's up with that?

http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/reviews/22854/annoying-inconsistent-charlie-countryman-with-shia-labeouf
(last sentence of 1st paragraph)


Also, he doesn't save the girl. The girl saves him.

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I think Shia was the OP. He didn't steal. Don't question his artistic integrity, you bigot!

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