Here's how GH: WT should have ended.

[After being whisked away on Sunna's Chariot, you find the all-star band and you just jamming on it.]

Sting: Hey guys, I wonder if we could save the rainforest with this thing.
Ozzy: Oh bloody hell [rolls eyes]
Sting: What?
Ozzy: You're going on about the ƒucking rainforest again!
Sting: Hey just because I give a damn about Mother Nature!
Ozzy: But you just ƒucking keep going on and on about the ƒucking rainforest! Just give it a rest.
Sting: NO I WILL NOT! THOSE POOR TRIBESMEN-
Ozzy: Oh here we go, the ƒucking tribesmen again! Just shut the ƒuck up! You're worse than Bono!
Sting: How dare you compare me to that gobshïte?
[The argument grows incoherent and loud]
Travis: LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [gets up and jumps off of the chariot]
[Ozzy and Sting ignore him and continue arguing]
[Player looks at the screen and sighs]
Player: Thanks a lot man! Now I'm stuck with these idiots for eternity!
[Credits roll into Love Spreads. (Pull Me Under sucked).]

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.