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Best Line Ever

posted 15 years ago by neatogangsuperduper
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Bad Guy: "Who the fu3k are you?"

Stevers Seagal: "I'm the motherfu3ker that's gonna do to you what you've been doing to them for so long"

CLOSE-UP: Slice, Steve's face, slice, Steve's face, slice, dead guy on ground.

[–] the_trade_rat 15 years ago

This was--without a doubt--the only enjoyable part of the entire movie.

[–] noahtenzin 15 years ago

Based on subject line, I thought this was gonna be: "We're not here to decide who's right or wrong, we're just here to decide who lives and dies." --->

http://shareddarkness.com/2009/02/20/against-the-dark-dvd.aspx

[–] jedorn 15 years ago

I agree noahtenzin - that was a beautiful 'B-movie' line. Made me want join his 'crew'.

[–] etf-3 15 years ago

The best line was "I'm Tao" [cue music]

[–] Shattered_Wake 14 years ago

That was great. I thought, from the music, it was like the last line of the movie. It was so horrendously misplaced.

-AP3-

'Beneath this mask there is more than flesh.' (V)

[–] DaftFlores 14 years ago

Little girl: "Who are you???????????"
Seagal: "My name is TAO" [epic music starts]

[–] leinadree 13 years ago

I LOL'd

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[–] leinadree 13 years ago

Serioously, learn to spell properly, do have some kind of twitch or something that makes you press random buttons and produce infantile mum insults?
You are epic fail.

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[–] arctic_tardis 13 years ago

wait, he refered to himself as a *beep* jeez i knew mr. seagull had issues, but that is gross

Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic then they originally predicted

[–] qwertyuioptom0902000 11 years ago

love this line, very memorable

[–] jnorgle 10 years ago

Man, I hope sometime when I'm old and grey that all TV allows all the swear words in the world.

Pretend something pithy is here.
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