Ways to tell you've been playing *way* too much

You start yelling at your TV " I KNOW! I KNOW you black building is the UP headquarters! You've said that the last 83 frikkin times I came here! Will you just SHUT UP!"
You know your way around Maracaibo better than your own town.
You see a crosshair infront of you in real life.
You start cursing in sweedish when you get angry.
You slowly start using a sweedish accent in real life.
You come to the annoying realisation that you cannot just call in artillary strike at your job.
You try anyway.
You have to stop yourself from carjacking somebody just out of habit.
You squash a bug and say "Tell Carmona and Solano to SEND MORE TROOPS!"
You see a helicopter and wonder if you could grapple it from here.
Anytime you here beeping you nervously look around for SAMs.
You start saying "This is how we do it in Maracaibo!"
You consider getting a PMC tattoo.

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When somebody asks you if you're a god you...say....YES!!