100 things I learnt from this film

1. Military exercises stop everything from working.

2. The best way to test of a poison gas cloud has thinned out is to take your gas mask off.

3. Most convents contain a cell in which they store a heavily-armed, apocalypse-loving, zombie-killing badass.

4. Plague + ammonia = zombies virus, I just hope Al Qaeda aren't watching, this could be dangerous in the wrong hands.

5. You should be able to tell a zombie apocalypse is imminent if you are dealing with people with names that reference zombies films, like Savini.

6. Only mysterious killers have seen zombie films before.

7. Serbian is really easy to read.

8. It is possible for a survivor of a disaster to have a video camera without the film being presented as found footage, with shaky camerawork.

9. If you are 5-years-old during a zombie outbreak it makes you an expert.

10. If there is a large group of zombies on one side of a big glass window, stand around in front of it until they get so angry they break through it.

11. If the window has a curtain, don't bother drawing it so the undead can't see you.

12. Never shut a door behind you.

13. Don't carry chairs - throw them at Ken Foree.

14. Don't trip your nuts off during a zombie outbreak.

15. Pour scorn on the idea of holing up in a shopping mall right in front of Ken Foree, it worked for him once.

16. Zombies like to sunbathe.

17. Crazy men in your childhood neighbourhood were also zombie experts.

18. If you are going to sneak past a group of sunbathing zombies then don't go around them, walk right through the middle.

19. Wearing a gas mask makes you an uber-zombie.

20. Run away in a boat when you aren't actually being threatened.

21. Always carry around one of every weapon, it might be difficult to keep enough ammo for everything but it looks cool. Harpoon!!

22. Make sure you are wearing a vest as zombies will rip your shirt or coat off.

23. The End of Days smells funny.

24. Ken Foree needs a better agent.

Have at it...