George Carlin on Bloodline

It's fun watching this text-war between people who either:
1. believe in a book called "The Gospels", which touts, among other things, Virgin Birth, Resurrection from the Dead, and a God who is three in one, (or is it one in three?), and who knows every time you blow a fart. Or:
2. believe in a secret conspiracy of string pullers descended from the Merovingian kings...or is it the Jews? Or the Bolsheviks? Or the Templars? Oh, wait, the Masons!

This must be what George Carlin had in mind when he said: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.